hi-def-doritos:

supercalifragilisticosteoporosis:

fullonfandomfood:

ATTENTION TUMBLR PEOPLE

Hope you’re doing well and all that stuff! Anyways, I’ve been wanting to cut my hair for a really long time. My parents of course, won’t let me…..(which is why I’ve been waiting for some time haha) This is why I wrote this post to get my parents to agree to let me cut my hair. The deal is: If I can get 75,000 notes on this I can cut it. I REALLY WANT TO CUT IT. That’s why it would be great if you guys could spread this around and show other people. Signal boost this, like this, reblog this, LIKE AND REBLOG THIS, or even write a comment for me(which I’ll try to do my best and answer. That’s all and thanks!!

Update: Apparently, now the total I have to reach is 75,000 (that’s very bad, and big, I know)(They want to make this super hard so AHHHHx100)

(Please help me reach this number please)

(Once again, HUGE number)

@everyone

because I can’t cut mine either

(Protip: add notes quickly by sending one-letter replies repeatedly. It ups the count as fast as possible.)

aphony-cree:

shows-up-naked-covered-in-bees:

tv-saved-the-teenage-girl:

shows-up-naked-covered-in-bees:

youhaveaguineapigwhere:

deaththeshark:

supercalifragilisticosteoporosis:

shows-up-naked-covered-in-bees:

shows-up-naked-covered-in-bees:

shows-up-naked-covered-in-bees:

tv-saved-the-teenage-girl:

“Come on man” I whisper in disappointment as I have to block yet another porn bot

YOU TOLD A CORN BOT TO POME?

what the fUCK DID MY BRAIN JUST DO

YOU TOLD A PORN BOT TO COME!?*

Petition to replace all porn bots with corn bots

Click here for corn stalks near you. Honestly that’s more friendly than the alternative

Corn

STOP REBLOGGING MY FAILURE

It’s too late, the public has decided

@ all the people reblogging this: go shove corn in your butt

you mean in our.. corn hole 

eggmacguffin:

pipemi:

eggmacguffin:

Photos That look Like Renaissance Paintings

I wish we had the credit for all these photos

sorry about that, here you go:

four men, one smoking –

Dimitri Staszewski

brawling ukrainian politicians – Valentyn Ogirenko  

man painting with cat in foreground  – Reddit user Ktai_Arterion

 ted cruz – Jason Reed

man lying in busy street – Joel Goodman

laughing man framed by grimy window – Leo Berne

woman baking in sunlight – Bas Uterwijk

bickering traders on a red couch – Adam Grey

the-queen-of-angsts:

xhangryx:

powerliftingpinay:

iwillfightu:

drained of blood, the heart is white

woah

No, that is NOT what this is. You’ve taken an amazing medical invention, a total game changer, and made up some stupid, faux-deep sentence fragment for it that is a complete falsehood. You should be embarrassed and ashamed, honestly.

This is a ghost heart. What they’ve done is taken a pig heart and stripped it down to, basically, a cell framework that they can use to BUILD A NEW HEART UPON. You could inject stem cells into this framework so that a newly formed personalized heart can be transplanted into a donor with a significantly reduced chance of rejection. FUCKING AMAZING. It’s not been done with human tissue yet, but the promise this given to people who need hearts – or kidneys or livers or whatever – is beautiful. Science is beautiful.

And it’s IMPERATIVE to mention that a woman, Doris Taylor, at the Texas Heart Institute developed this. And she started with a rat heart and worked up to he bigger, more complex (and more human) pig heart. What a total bad ass.

So look, quit making shit up, learn to do a reverse image search on stuff you find on the internet, and STOP ERASING WOMEN IN SCIENCE.

Reblogging for:

  • The corrected information
  • WOMEN IN SCIENCE
  • The fact that rejection rate would be LESS which is VITAL