sashaforthewin:

squidbiscuit:

Mom asked for a bandage this morning and I gave her a Strawberry Shortcake one so all day when people ask her about it she’s gonna say “Oh, My daughter gave it to me.” and the people are gonna respond “Aww, how old is she?” and mom is gonna go “27.”

Powerplay

royaling:

totallynotgayce:

babashookbitch:

I hate it when people ride my ass on the highway like please stop I’m a top

Please stop I’m a top

DJ Blow my speakers up

Tonight, I’ma fight

‘Til we see the sunlight

trixiespads:

weather-peen:

never trust a person who talk to their pets in their normal voice

NOT TRUE before my nephew leaves my home he always looks my dog straight in the eye and says “Delilah. You are a wonderful woman. Have a good day.”

caterpie:

hifumiyamada:

so the gifset didn’t load correctly

woth the taste of your lops im on a rode

miss—mystery:

the-kryomancer:

benkidu:

vaspider:

marionravenwoodisstillhere:

If you just needed something nice today, here it is.

Oh my.

Awwwwwww!!!

skitten219:

being interested in serial killers and their motives and what drove them to kill but understanding that they were awful people who did awful things and not normalizing/romanticizing them

romanticizing/being attracted to/admiring/shipping serial killers

sapphixxx:

skittlesfairy:

bulph:

bulph:

bulph:

I saw a key shaped like a Master Sword on Facebook and i’ve never wanted something so useless in my life so much

i wish i had money to waste

Since this is getting notes, here’s a link to their site. 

There’re multiple sword keys. 

@lycaanroc