I fucking. Had to go. Outside for 3 seconds. to check on the god damn mail. And my neighbor and his wife. They were there.
HE MADE A COMMENT ABOUT YOUTH STAYING IN PAJAMAS ALL DAY. AND HE CALLED ME LAZY.
“I’m currently bleeding a bath tubs worth of blood out of my uterus. Back the fuck off.” I said. His god damn wife. She turned to me and promised to bring over some midol. Fuck that guy. But his wife is a god send.Update:
It took her forever but she also baked me a chocolate cake and bought me an extra box of chocolate doughnuts. She also brought me the midol as promised. The woman is a godsend
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