sirius: honey where’s my leather jacket?
remus: what?
sirius: where’s my leather jacket
remus: i put it away
sirius: where?
remus: why do you need to know?
sirius: i need it!
remus: uh-uh, don’t you think about running off doing no derrin-do . we’ve been planning this dinner for two months!
sirius: the wizard world is in danger!
remus: my evening is in danger!
sirius: tell me where my leather jacket is, man! we are talking about the greater good!
remus: *greater good?* I AM YOUR HUSBAND! I’M THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET
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