Aliens are the least of our worries right now but listen to me. Aliens don’t want to hurt us but the government is gonna convince us they do and incite worldwide panic and start a real space war to avoid advancing technology for the general population because efficient non oil based energy that the aliens have will crush the capitalist industries that need it to thrive welcome to my ted talk
14 hours after this rehearsal, the bodies of Kermit and his entourage were discovered in their hotel room. The cause of death was labeled ‘multiple suicide’. Files and evidence pertaining to the case vanished mysteriously and all appeals for an enquiry have thus far been stonewalled by the FBI. Strange markings were allegedly burned into the bed in which Robin the Frog, Kermit’s young nephew, was believed to have been sleeping. Robin’s body has never been recovered.
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