misterjazzmaster

ekubalu:

icewaterjonesforthewin:

itskyalenotkyle:

When you don’t know who your robbing pt 2

THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR AND NOT FAR ENOUGH AT THE SAME DAMN TIME!!!

@kiisapmata

slugmother:

datdiamondtho:

“LET’S GO LESBIANS LET’S GO”

This is feminism

fueled-by-nightcore:

computationalcalculator:

loloftheday:

My college doesn’t want us to make popcorn in their shitty microwaves

look I’ll be the first to agree colleges couldn’t possibly take more money from us without just making Faustian Bargains but if one more freshman trips a fire alarm at 1am and makes the whole building evacuate because they don’t know how to make popcorn I’m gonna fill the whole lobby with sand

Freshman who wants to make popcorn:

Senior who just wants to sleep:

whateveriblogis:

klubbhead:

desmondsprettyface:

catchymemes:

BLOCK 100

HEAVY ARMOR 100

So I looked up the whole story and, as the BBC reports:

“Sir you have a fucking bullet in your brain”

So no blood?

goldfishfiasco:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

isthisanewsie:

Girls don’t want guys, Girls want full length Broadway musicals professionally recorded and put on Netflix

WE DO

Yup

papi-chulo-seb:

As someone that has grown up surrounded by beaches and done surf life saving, I know how the sea works. Lots of people dont. Every summer multiple tourists die here because they don’t respect the sea, if you’re going to the coast, here’s a thing I saw on Facebook.

hansolocareer:

abercrombee:

cvberdemon:

bussythor:

bussythor:

every time i think about ant man i remember that in canon hank crawled into janet’s pussy and then janet shrunk down and flew into his ass and used his prostate as a trampoline like that’s canon that happened and it keeps me up at night that was REAL

gothcostco:

the plot chickens

wyattyarnell:

I sexually identify as a fucking waste of time

kingofthewilderwest:

curly-mermaid-wannabe:

tomhstories:

parkery:

Spider-Man: Homecoming’s Gag Reel

EVERY MOMENT OF THIS IS PURE GOLD

“My parents… are dead” OMG

Everyone crumpling in the background at “Peter-man.”