Author: misterjazzmaster

i'm destinee. I think i'm funny.

mariaaaelizabeth:

randomslasher:

thelogicalloganipus:

queerly-tony:

dragonheartstring360:

skarlatha:

bidoof:

look if movies being like 2.5 hours long is just gonna be the norm from now on then we gotta bring back intermissions. please let me piss.

There is legit an app called “RunPee” that tells you when you can get up and go pee without missing anything important. You hit the timer when the movie starts and then it vibrates when you can make a pee run. It even gives you a little summary of what you missed that you can read while you pee.

Reblogging to save lives

Oh my god I need this

I have to pee in literally every movie this is a great idea!??!?

This actually IS great. I generally have to start limiting my fluids the day BEFORE I see a movie these days if I want any hope of getting through the whole thing. Bless this!

I need this oh my God, I go to the movies so often and my bladder is already tiny so if I stink even a little before the movie I gotta pee especially when I’m seeing marvel movies that are nearly 3 hours long bhfgfffh I literally sit there rocking and holding myself so I don’t pee

I’d very much like to punch a feminist.

atomicmangomom:

lesmolghost:

senorita-stucky:

lamsandjeffmadstrash:

paganlesbean:

super-ghostbuster:

likeits1995:

tiny-septic-box-sam:

ggothclaudia:

adventureathlete:

thattallsummonerguy:

olisaurusrex:

true-blue-brit:

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.

It’d bring me great joy.

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I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

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I’m 6’4”
228 pounds
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.

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what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

SO PROUD

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

LEGENDARY POST???

ITS BACK

I LOVES THIS

I want to draw them as a super hero group. Is that weird? Lol

gaycaspian:

this year, don’t be afraid to be yourself. grow fangs!!! unfurl your wings!!!! vaporize unsuspecting mortal souls with your eldritch presence!!!!! stand on the rooftop and shriek at the heavens until god himself comes down to tell you to stop!!!!!!!!!!!

ozzyozmcozman:

sensicalabsurdities:

patchworkheart:

natural–blues:

moonwaningcrescent:

If you ask yourself “Would Gomez Addams treat me this way?” And the answer is no, move tf on from that situation.

If you’re a wlw ask if Morticia would ever treat you this way.

If the answer is no, move on.

“Is this how an Addams would behave?” Is the best way to make sure you’re being treated fairly and with love

Except maybe not for sibling relationships because Wednesday likes to try to guillotine her brother.

no that’s just how siblings are