saintofkillers:

nuclearmedicine:

mrsgoodacre:

tonistark24:

My AP Psych teacher from high school keeps binders and notebooks with dicks drawn on them to use as visual aids for the Freudian unit.

One time she did this life changing little “experiment” where she ever so calmly asked guys why they draw penises on things. They tried to say “it’s just funny” or “you don’t understand” and she just kept saying “you’re right, I don’t understand. Explain to me. You already know what a penis looks like, why do you have to draw it on things? Are you marking it? Are you tagging it? Girls don’t draw vaginas on things.” And the guys suddenly started questioning their motives for everything they do and one guy was like “ms, stop talking about penises, you’re making us uncomfortable.” And she shouted “HOW DO YOU THINK WE FEEL SEEING DICKS DRAWN ON STUFF ALL THE TIME?”

Teacher game strong

is that carrie fisher?

Re-liked and reblogged again bc never forget

To the tune of YMCA

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

meet-the-mun-sketch:

definitly-not-a-spy:

most-depressed-optimist:

braybray-craycray:

scuffed-tarot:

caramel-filled-kittens:

papallion:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Mothman!

Your a moth and a man

I said

MOTHMAN

Your a man whose a moth

I said

MOTHMAN!

your pretty wings are so soft

when you 

flap

against

my

lampshade!

OH MY GOD YES

@heteroes-are-making-me-upsetero @interrabangarang @dahmersbeer @scuffed-tarot @jazzy-mcdurf

MOTHMAN

There’s no need for a frown

I said

MOTHMAN

Put that man on the ground

He’s so

FRIGHTENED

So high up in the air

Won’t you

Please

Put

Him

Down

Gently

@moth-ver-ka

IT’S FUN TO YELL AT THE

M

O

T

H

THE MAN WHO’S ALSO A

M

O

T

H

Best fucking version.

This is fucking beautiful

Tumblr Tested

Mothman Approved

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/mister-jazz-master/173459353065/tumblr_p7zeveDxKJ1qmsplx?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://mister-jazz-master.tumblr.com/post/173459353065/audio_player_iframe/mister-jazz-master/tumblr_p7zeveDxKJ1qmsplx?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fmister-jazz-master%2F173459353065%2Ftumblr_p7zeveDxKJ1qmsplx

kazoo-goddess:

@stilesisbiles I love this post so much so I made it sound. hope you don’t mind!

Featuring @sharkdenial as the Taxidermy Pelican.

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jaxblade:

jaxblade:

albertothechihuahua:

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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

ehh what the hell

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

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THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

Oh? Well… *reblag*

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

I have nothing to lose

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

Money dog is my friend

Money dog is the shit

I believe in the money dog😀

I believe in the money 🐶

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

Just woke up 🙌🏿

Pplease😭🙏🏽

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

can’t not reblog the money dog

REBLOG HELP ME MONEY DOG

My bank account needs you money dog

Money dog

Pleas help me