allurice:

naastygyal:

shindysbaby:

drinoo:

intealbehayatim:

Make his dick hard not his life

Break her bed not her heart

play with her boobs not her feelings

Get on his dick not his nerves.

always salt your pasta while boiling it 

raedioisotope:

markscherz:

bravelittlepixel:

Mint is a weird flavour, how can something taste like cold?

Menthol, a chemical found in mint leaves, activates the same ion-channel protein in your nerves as a drop in temperature, causing the same sensation.

Nerd.

speechdisorder:

foreverdc-comics:

beautifulcrimsonliar:

sinningtoohard:

tsumikitxt:

x5sauceimaginesx:

lsdzeppelin:

manpackage:

whitepolohat:

indors:

shuhvon:

indors:

mutuals take this test and tell me what you got

I got a 58. Smh “had your butt cheeks fondled”

LMFAO i know right. also i feel like beastiality and incest shouldnt have the same point value as holding hands. anyways i got a 65

38 I’m square

the number you get is how high your purity is so a low score means ur a hoe lmao

35 omfg……..

95 fuck. virgin mary over here 

You’re fucking kidding me

96%

84…

93

92

76

meriberrytastic:

meriberrytastic:

meriberrytastic:

Someone left a sticky note of Bill in my dorm’s billboard

I replied with a doodle of Dipper c:

OH MY GOD THEY RESPONDED