me as a dad

zcatz:

zcatz:

Fun fact, I have a green foil star balloon that I was given at the zoo and it’s still fully inflated without ever being refilled.

Funner fact? I was two years old when I got it, making it a 16 year old balloon.

I may be carrying a balloon that is older than a fair few of my followers right now.

Thought I’d update you all. It’s now 18.

portugals-blog:

This is the best news I’ve seen all day

untexting:

ashgrainaidose:

bbmvttmvtt:

cumbursting:

smatter:

This is a masterpiece I could cry

I watched it 6 times

@outlandishgambino

BED, TWERP

YES

serenamidori:

bug-dad:

drakdrawings:

WOW WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT

“look kid”

HAHAHA no, shut up, don’t steal art.

When you make an adult decision without calling your mother first.

ofgeography:

perfectxmystery:

when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences:

pewdiful-phandoms:

YOU GUYS DONT UNDERSTAND THIS IS REAL AND THIS IS HAPPENING

pewdiful-phandoms:

YOU GUYS DONT UNDERSTAND THIS IS REAL AND THIS IS HAPPENING

cinnamonphan:

okay but little baby Dan with his hobbit hair watching Winnie the Pooh and saying words in a posh accent and smiling with his smol dimples.

dickbuttofficial:

dickbuttofficial:

dickbuttofficial:

is it physically possible for me to watch the entirety of the x-files before this sunday?

202 episodes at ~50 minutes each. That’s 168 hours of content. Plus the movie which is probably another hour and a half.

Which means I have to watch about… 56 hours of x-files per day. No problem.

just need to watch 3 episodes at a time for three days straight.

WE’RE LIVE