murphcooper:

ok but hear me out, quidditch games in the middle of the night

• all students praying mcgonagall wont find them out
• begging hermione to be the judge of the game
• the students playing IN THEIR PJ’S
• all houses playing together it’s a mess
• draco complaining about everything but begrudgingly having the time of his life 
• “malfoy honestly you are gonna slip off that broom in those silk pj’s”
• slytherins and hufflepuffs vs gryffindors and ravenclaws
• they do it almost every friday night
• hagrid watches every single game and cheers for everyone equally
• the house elves all know and prepare them a feast of junk food after every game
• they have sleepovers at each other’s common rooms after the game because they are too exhausted to go to their own
• “can we crash in the slytherin dorm today”
• house unity AT ITS FINEST no one gives a fuck
• they are all tired af but no one wants to go to sleep so SLEEPOVERS
• everyone having extra mattresses under their beds for these occasions
• the paintings helping them sneak out by warning them if there’s a teacher coming or not
• THE TEACHERS NEVER FINDING OUT (actually they all know they just pretend they don’t)

inkskinned:

when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she’d made during the week. and she’d be like “do the voice” and i’d put on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice and be like “such form! this level of coloring! why i haven’t seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk… it seems she’s made … a monochrome pink canvas…. i haven’t seen this attempted since winter 1932… and i gotta say, jeff, it’s absolutely splendid”  and she’d fall back giggling. at the end of every night she’d check with me: “did you really like it?” and i’d say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in.

she was just accepted into 3 major art schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger. monochrome pink. 

“thank you,” it said, “to somebody who saw the best in me.”

thecheesyllama:

thecheesyllama:

So in my 3D class there’s another kid named Roy, which is my name.

Also in 3D class, we aren’t allowed to listen to music.

So I was talking to our professor and Roy walked by with earbuds in and the professor said “Roy, take those things out of your ears” and I took my hearing aids out of my ears and said “sorry”.

That is the greatest joke I have ever told and no one laughed and I honestly feel so under appreciated rn.

Honestly that joke made being deaf completely worth it and I am an unappreciated comedic genius of my time.

I’m beginning to wonder if people laughed but I just couldn’t hear them

pop-punkproblems:

When you want to leave this town with your friends, but none of you can get the same day off from your shitty dead-end jobs

fruitxcore:

supergameboytwo:

gwynndolin:

why are people against being on the floor it’s good

reblog if you support being on the floor

The ground has always supported me and now it’s my turn to show support. I love u floor