sorin-the-mourning:

butchercat:

wingscanspeak:

wingscanspeak:

wingscanspeak:

wingscanspeak:

wingscanspeak:

casualfanboy:

wingscanspeak:

wingscanspeak:

wingscanspeak:

nightowlsupreme:

wingscanspeak:

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

You’re going to get a cavity

good

30 min later, not much progress. 

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

One hour and half done. That’s impressive
That takes real skill and perseverance

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

i’d rather be eating anything but this

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

‘Tis the season.

At first I read that as Santa’s asshole and I cant decide which is funnier.

actualchiotdelphine:

lenasai:

roach:

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

roach

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

roach

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

roach

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

roach

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

roach

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

roach

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

roach

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

roach

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

roach

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

roach

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

roach

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

roach

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

the-universe-at-large

roach:

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

YES YOU DID

high-saffron

the more you reblog this the more it breaks

the-universe-at-large

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO

dangergays

literally what is happening @staff you dun goofd

i tried to reblog this and the stupid app just crashed

note-a-bear:

taylormariegreen:

micdotcom:

This map shows every state where women are more likely to live in poverty than men

Wait… hold up. Every state is colored in. That can’t be right… right? 

Unfortunately, the map is accurate. And it’s especially problematic for millennial women, who are much more likely to have a bachelor’s degree or higher than millennial men, but who are consistently earning less living and living in poverty more. 

SLAMS THE REBLOG BUTTON

“But women earn more degrees” and still get paid less, so eat my whole ass

smatter:

thehobbitson:

smatter:

These were taken at the same moment

Am I the only one who notices that the birds head is facing different ways in the photo so they couldnt have been taken at the same moment…..if so in the first pic the bird would have been facing the camera taking that picture.

Good try Nancy Drew, but I took my photo with snapchat, while my friend took the other photo with her camera app. The camera app reverses the photo after it is taken, while snapchat does not. If you have gotten your hair permed before you would know that you cannot shower for a full day after it is treated or else the water will ruin your hair, which clearly didn’t happen which means you weren’t in the shower, which means you shot your father!

hippik:

ssansy:

melodies-of-shibuya:

painttoolsaifornoobs:

pineapple-drink:

ouyangdan:

theubergrump:

mediocreprincess:

theubergrump:

sometimes I forget that rulers work with tablets and I get really frustrated with my inability to freehand straight lines

I NEVER

REALIZED

YOU COULD DO THIS

BUT IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

#and you can just trace circles too and use a straight edge and ohmygod my whole world is different now   

omfg for real I thought this was just me?

er, dear artists of Tumblr:

image

image

WHY DID THIS NEVER OCCUR TO ME?

pspspss

you can also trace things

image

Because true.

OH SWEET JESUS I WAS SO DUMB AND BLIND THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING—

This is like the most obvious shit I feel like I’ve just ascended or something. How the fuck did nobody realise any of this?… HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS I AM DONE

never realized that too 🙂