Author: misterjazzmaster

i'm destinee. I think i'm funny.

apselene:

So i wanted to try and draw a Peridot and Amethyst fusion as a challenge!

Heres tourmaline, she is Amethyst’s ambition and Peridot’s intelligence. Shes unstable and has a bad temper.. On account of not knowing what exactly Peri’s weapon is I just chose to make it a lazer..

tomlinbooties:

u know that feeling deep in your tummy where u just dont feel comfy and u feel sad and sort of want to cry but not about anything specific its like your entire body is just upset and unnerved all the way to the core almost like ur just longing for something but dont know what

Where did the idea of vampires having balls actually come from? Like what started that… “I’m a bloodsucking creature of the night; I feel like dressing fabulous and going to mingle in high society!”

trashcanamerica:

when i read this i thought by “balls” you meant “testicles” and i just sat here for like two minutes thinking about why vampires having testicles is peculiar to you and why it means that they hang out with the upper class