Author: misterjazzmaster

i'm destinee. I think i'm funny.

truebluemeandyou:

DIY Harry Potter Marauders Map Tutorial and Printable from Instructables’ User DannyM28.

This is a DIY Harry Potter Marauder’s Map printable based on scans done by littlefallingstar on deviantart. This is the most complete Marauder’s Map I’ve ever seen.

This Marauder’s Map has all the parts to the map – that other DIY maps are missing. If you like this map, I’d download it ASAP because printables like this can be pulled from the internet at any time.

For everything DIY Harry Potter on truebluemeandyou go here including an amazing DIY Harry Potter Monopoly Game and DIY Harry Potter Chess Set.

Below is a simplified DIY Hary Potter Marauder’s Map Tutorial and Printable from Harry Potter Paraphernalia. She couldn’t find all the parts to the map, so it’s not as complete as the Instructables’ map, but it easier to fold. At this link, there is a good DIY on tea staining white paper and also a Marauder’s Map Party Invitation at the bottom of this post.

Here’s what the Marauder’s Map party invitation looks like.

phan-you-not:

hey you, yeah you
that thing you wanna do? at the back of your mind but you know it’s too big to do?
bring it to the front of your mind and start on it. you wanna start youtube? start thinking of video ideas. wanna start a fashion or makeup brand? start thinking up some ideas and draw them out. that big country or city you wanna go to or move to? find apartments, plane tickets, fuel prices – because if I’ve learnt anything with my existence, it’s that life is too short to miss anything you wanna do outta your life. make sure you do at least 3 things this year that you REALLY wanted to do or go to.
life is about having FUN not thinking about having fun.

slipandstumble:

heatherbat:

ineedmasculism:

kajiraraven:

mr-cappadocia:

I’m anti-feminist for many of the same reasons I’m an atheist.

So you don’t believe women exist?

Its okay. I’m an atheist because I don’t believe in something I can’t see or touch. I suppose women are much like that for you.  

Somebody get him some ice.

okay, but a dude has to do it, cause he’s gonna freak the fuck out if he sees some floating ice coming over to him.

10/10

hayatecrawford:

thelastmelinian:

a-long-time-ago-on-gallifrey:

keshawnrob:

sixcatsandtwodogs:

l3nvi:

phillywillygasp:

yunomaekfunwitmii:

gaymerlag:

kebinu:

jkimisyellow:

floptina:

mulan dont give a shit

mulan has run out of fucks to give

Mulan no curr

Mulan: “Gurl had it coming.”

Mulan: ” One less bitch, to worry about “

Mulan: “Who’s next?”

Mulan: “Look at all that dishonor”

I’M LAUGHING TO HARD AT THIS OMG

MULAN NO CURR

Mulan: Are you fucking serious Snow

Mulan: I fought in a motherfucking war

Mulan: I saved motherfucking China

Mulan: And you get taken down by a motherfucking apple

DISHONOUR ON YOU! DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW!

If one day I no longer reblog this it’s because I’m no longer in this world.

darksigyn:

mattg124:

angrynerdyblogger:

straight-up-juggahos:

kendralynora:

buginateacup:

jaydenw:

whitepajamas:

automatonic-absinthe:

isaia:

rosswoodpark:

time-for-maps:

this changes everything oh my god

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?

I drive for 45 minutes and im like

a city over 

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 

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If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

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If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

I can’t drive. 

I will use this post to explain tumblr