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alwaysthecrazyone:

shingeki-no-flute-fluff:

lithefider:

glorious-godofchaos:

reyairia:

pirateking92:

“That’s your otp”?

“They’re just friends”

“That’s your otp”?

“But they hate each other.”

“That’s your otp?”

“But they’re not gay.”

“That’s your otp?”

“But they are like 2 feet apart in height.”

“That’s your otp?”

“But one of them is dead.”

Reblogging again because this got even better

Just saying, this stuff describes over 90% of all my ships!

memeufacturing:

are they a “:3” emo, a “^_^” emo, a “._.” emo, or an “xD” emo

no-items:

fucking obliterated

iammissbuttafly:

doughrncy:

perks-of-being-an-ugly-shit:

fleshmuncher:

twirlock:

emmanuel-x:

paigeshari:

nightcheesecake:

devouringyourmind:

annchevealle:

marvelously-chaotic:

kingsxoqueens:

😏

Michelle Obama 💁💯

GOALS

and her media coverage is almost EXCLUSIVELY on what she’s wearing

I just love her so much

Fuck the media honestly, I would never know all this stuff if I didn’t see this post. I gotta start reading more again.

also went to fucking HARVARD

She could’ve been president

Should’ve*

she also launches many Health orientated organizations for kids, and can dougie.

And on top of all of her many accolades…. let us not forget…

weloveshortvideos:

When you make the football team try a stunt since they’re always sayin cheer isn’t a real sport

micdotcom:

Some people seem to be confused about Bernie Sanders and the label “democratic socialist.” Luckily for them, Sanders is going to explain the term and its principles in a big way.

ultrafacts:

Source

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penelopgarcia:

if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire

livefastdontdie:

*sweats nervously*