https://vine.co/v/eYMH7rV56jj/embed/simple//platform.vine.co/static/scripts/embed.js
this is my favorite vine
https://vine.co/v/eYMH7rV56jj/embed/simple//platform.vine.co/static/scripts/embed.js
this is my favorite vine
phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:
I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING
RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO
COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER
FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
IT’S STARTED
IT’S AUGUST.
OH MY GOD BUT THIS IS MY FAVORITE
it’s back
pro-tip: if you want to bring up dan and phil’s relationship when you meet them, don’t make it about “phan” and “dating”. talk to them about their friendship. tell them how admirable it is. tell them that you wish you had a friendship like theirs or that their bond is something that most people strive for their whole lives and never find. tell them that you can’t imagine being friends with someone for so long, or ask them about how cool it is to live with your best friend. if you want to talk about them as a pair, do them and everyone else a favor, and keep it platonic. to the public, they are nothing but best friends, and that’s how they need to be treated, no matter what you might believe to be true. be respectful and courteous and don’t be the cringey fan that makes them regret even leaving their houses.
honestly this needs at least a thousand notes
This is a rescued owl named Zeus, he is blind but his eyes hold the universe
Who thought this type of innuendo and sexualization of a child would be OK? Sadly, it’s just the last example of black children being treated by media and others as if they are not, in fact, children.
I cannot fucking believe this, you must be demented to write something like that.
Chinese People : 1
White People : 0
#this is a legitimate tactic and i dont need this show exposing it (via @karlcat)
Me getting up in the morning like
Hittin’ the keyboard like
Friends comin’ online like
DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
this gave me internal bleeding
Day 5: my son still thinks I haven’t been hitting his stash pineapple