misterjazzmaster

Hello? 911? I just witnessed a murder.

u know what this fandom has reached so far hell u can even buy hq!! socks now

i’m not even kidding look at them

This is so fucking important

mulattafury:

sometimes u go on google searching for a reference image and you just find something that is totally not what you are looking for but is better than anything u could have ever dreamed

who is she

the moment I saw this woman I was completely overcome with the feeling that she was, at that very moment, somehow divorcing me

stephendann:

zarlizzard:

joetheyarharpirate:

jammerlee:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

Emergent behavior at its finest! XD

“And now we would like to demonstrate Watson, the latest in artificial intelligence. How are you, Watson?”

“Fuck off, dickass.”

So what? Let the machine swear. If you want it to be as intelligent as possible, it should know as much as it can.
Fuck’s sake, even AI is sheltered.

TBF, if a “thinking machine” was to utter yippee ki yay mother fucker, we’d be up for a world of hurt

carriesfirstperiod:

going back to school after break like

gnarly:

friend: can you go buy something for me at the store ill give you the money

me: ughhhhhhhh

friend: you can buy something for yourself too with my money

me:

johnman:

no1youtuberstalker:

Sometimes I wonder who Dan and Phil’s first subscribers are and if they still watch them. Like, they were there to see it all happen, to watch them grow and change and become the men they are today. Watch them find each other and become the closest friends anyone could have. I wonder if they ship them or see them as completely platonic. I also wonder if they’ve ever met them.

Someone just tagged me in this on Tumblr and yeah, I actually was amazingphil‘s first subscriber and we’re still friends!

tinyhousedarling:

the-house-of-darcsong:

Oh this is so good!

I’m gonna reblog this a million times.

sincerelymady:

here it is, another original song. enjoy.

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