Author: misterjazzmaster

i'm destinee. I think i'm funny.

krisonastar:

headful-of-feathers:

thewittyarsonist:

headful-of-feathers:

sixfingerednerd:

Just drag me through hell Alex 🙂

Haaaa….. yeah and NWHS was another cute silly episode ;))

Hmm… what sort of continuity would it be… perhaps… A CERTAIN LADY WITH A FLOWER IN HER HAIR?? thewittyarsonist

It seems weird that he would be so quiet about the episode and then take the time to point out it’s unimportance?? Especially since the “off the rails” episode after isn’t for another two weeks?? So why even try to disclaim it as insignificant when he could have just said “Roadside Attraction airs tomorrow at 8:30, make sure to catch it!”

Yeah

I smell something…. flowery 😉

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/mister-jazz-master/129550275690/tumblr_m0727nHr7t1qa7x3j?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://mister-jazz-master.tumblr.com/post/129550275690/audio_player_iframe/mister-jazz-master/tumblr_m0727nHr7t1qa7x3j?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fmister-jazz-master%2F129550275690%2Ftumblr_m0727nHr7t1qa7x3j

theheartmaid:

djcornbread:

1-800-fuckyourselfbietch:

click play and watch the .gif

image

im glad god made you.

FUCKING KILL ME I AM SCREAMING IT WORKS PERFECTLY NO MATTER WHERE YOU START?????????????????????//

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/mister-jazz-master/129522950550/tumblr_n3oojc2kFK1rabyh1?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://mister-jazz-master.tumblr.com/post/129522950550/audio_player_iframe/mister-jazz-master/tumblr_n3oojc2kFK1rabyh1?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fmister-jazz-master%2F129522950550%2Ftumblr_n3oojc2kFK1rabyh1

justasmolbean:

venusisrising:

image

👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere

headphanon:

145) If Phil wakes up first, he will scroll through his phone for about 10 minutes, go to the kitchen to make them both coffee, and then carefully start to wake Dan up. On the other hand, if Dan wakes up first, he will scroll on his phone until Phil wakes up and goes to make them breakfast, whether that’s 10 minutes or 2 hours, Dan will still be in bed scrolling.