shewhomustnotbenamed:

burritwo:

adrians:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

adrians:

I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon

I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.

how is that racist

they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen

they cant listen, they have stitches in their ear

shewhomustnotbenamed:

burritwo:

adrians:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

adrians:

I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon

I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.

how is that racist

they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen

they cant listen, they have stitches in their ear

diesetdown:

sydneyedwards1993:

diesetdown:

The reason vine was so good was because most of those videos would be mad unfunny if they were full length. “Because he fucking pushed me” would be titled Epic kid meltdown rage 2014 (Must see) and it would be 2 minutes long.

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You deadass?

the-rice-cat:

madradiohead:

yall love trans boys until they start T and get manly and hairy and grow a trans guy penis and get deep voices and some belly chub and get a fucked high sex drive and  not some “uwu space smol bean boy” that you wanna romanticize so deeply and “protect” 

whatever yeehaw 

Not only is this the tea, the yeehaw is the cherry on top

bishopmyles:

neverbeensimpleminded:

fuckwahtyuthink:

meekmillsalbumsales:

simonehaley:

rudegyalchina:

tinypusa:

cosmic-noir:

mindoflarks:

lonniiii:

99centnightmares:

badgyal-k:

igotthemusic:

neferbadmon:

chocolatemain:

jamaicanamazon:

lonniiii:

realityislife:

mvddsociety:

ovoxdreamville:

dayumshecangetit:

jvst4kickz:

naomiminx13:

rudegyalchina:

open-plan-infinity:

lonniiii:

When it’s pussy for dinner yet again and you aint had a cooked meal in months

LMAOOO

When the lady next door cooks actual food.

LMAOOOOO it got better

Lmao 😂😂😂😂

Ya gotta stop 😂😂😂😂

And She serve dessert

Originally posted by champagneovo

Yesssss

It just keeps getting better 😂

💀💀💀💀

But her man found out about you “coming over for dinner”

Originally posted by eightyproblems96

Wait this made me laugh

Nooooooooooooo :(((( #crying

Oh god 😂😂😂

Originally posted by cratermania

why does this post keep getting better and better lmao

^^^ really tho lol

When her and her bestie fake an alibi and he believes it

Originally posted by toxzen

when you just got done killing yo husband and the side bitch next door cus they thought they was slick 

Omg

When you dont go to jail for a crime everyone knows you committed, still gettin dicked down and you still aint cookin for nobody

Now i can reblog it

LMAOO

Even better …. Keep adding on

lmao omg