biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

salazar-slanderin:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

off to therapy, you guys want anything?

For you to feel secure in your mental health, and if not secure at least hopeful and confident that you’re making the right decisions for yourself.

I’m in fucking tears thanks mate

revolutionarykoolaid:

merriweatherpostpaviliontshirt:

If you’ve ever been a customer fuck you

honestly, that’s fair

bumblebeebats:

Yesterday at work these two 12yo boys came through my line and i’m instantly like. oh Boy. Because solo children at a grocery store are always forces of chaos, good or bad

But thankfully these ones were totally pleasant, and when i asked if they wanted a receipt one of them pulled out a random fuckin receipt from his bag and asked “Do YOU???” and y’all, i lost my shit… What a power move. When will i ever be this funny

existencialvoidofexistence:

gremlinette:

gayboymenace:

I think my fav thing about Tom Holland’s peter is that he really comes across as the guy who would do “hi yes im spider parker – i mean peter man, i mean fuck”

@existencialvoidofexistence

just-shower-thoughts:

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

spiderinthecupboard:

stamtnek:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

soras-majestic-butt:

do you ever catch yourself thinking of something so weird and fucked up that you have to stop mid-thought and your face is

our thoughts aren’t always from us. Sometimes random thoughts are our brain trying to process and understand concepts we’ve heard from other people. Your reaction to that thought shows your true feelings on the subject

this actually makes me very relieved

That information is very important for people suffering from intrusive thoughts. Thank you

deltasquadformingup:

honestly-andrew:

dawngrl:

it’s a cold and it’s a broken hollaback girl 

It goes like this, the B the A,

The minor N, and the major A,

The baffled queen composing “It’s bananas”

I’d heard, that you, were talkin shit

And didn’t, think, that I’d hear it

therobotmonster:

chaosinacoffeecup:

bairnsidhe:

stinson-png:

“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”

You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.

Listen here, wannabes: My boi Clark is 240 lbs of PURE KANSAS BEEF trained from a young age by Ma Kent to Love and Respect women as the Intelligent, Independent beings they are.  He is shy rambling about tractors and casually moving the copy machine when my pen falls behind it and he would NEVER demand I be sexually or romantically interested just because he’s nice.

Y’all ain’t Clark Kent.

I have never hit the reblog button so damn fast.

“barely a Guy Gardner” is the sickest comics related burn I’ve heard to date.